The vintage tunic is in such good shape that people will mistake you for world-renowned hacky sacker, Jan Weber of the Czech Republic. Subtle vertical ribbing (for you and everyone else's pleasure) will make you look even taller than the height you list on your Bumble profile. The lace-up neck declares "I can loosen up when the situation calls for it," while the blindingly white body suggests "I don't use my clothes as napkins." Could it BE more flattering?!?!
- Unisex garment; size unknown
- Measurements while flat:
- Chest: 24.5"
- Back length from top of neck to hem: 30.5"
- Main (white) material is synthetic. Green/yellow/red trim feels like natural fiber/cotton.
- Toggles at the end of neck ties are black plastic.